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Radio Host Michael Savage No Relation To Randy "Macho Man" Savage |
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Written by Syndicate News
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Friday, 30 May 2008 |
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 The Syndicate's investigative news team has conclusively determined that right-wing radio asshole Michael Savage is of no relation to wrestler Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
"Macho Man", born Randall Mario Poffo, and Michael Savage, born Michael Alan Weiner, share no cultural heritage and no bloodlines in addition to having entirely different real last names. The Syndicate did thoroughly investigate the potential similarity of lack of intelligence, but found "Macho Man" to be significantly smarter than Michael and discontinued the investigation. |
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Last Updated ( Friday, 30 May 2008 )
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New Hampshire Outlaws Public Urination |
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Written by Syndicate News
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Sunday, 25 May 2008 |
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In a groundbreaking vote, the state of New Hampshire outlawed public urination this week. New Hampshire, long known for its slogan of "Live Free Or Die," resisted the legislation for over two hundred years but finally succumbed to the ordinance. The ordinance is not expected to significantly impact the local economy, however the "Vacation In New Hampshire And Piss In The Streets Travel Agency" announced its closing earlier this morning. |
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 25 May 2008 )
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